Dramatic Dreamers Gifts

'I'm a former movie star... but all the world's a stage and what I really want to do is direct!'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Novel

Home Sweet Home

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Quantum Psychic

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

'Romeo and Julietta'

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"I'm Rapunzel. You want Juliet – next tower over."

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

The Plinth Wedding Planner Co.

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

The toothfairy

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

Tonight 'Richard III' a new play by William Shakespeare.

'Then, after a while, the pitter patter of tiny running shoes.'

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

"FREEDOM!!!"

"I'm going to run away and join the circus. Not one of those big, tacky ones—something more European and intimate."

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

Well, those election results certainly surprised me. Me too, little buddy. But that's because when I went to sleep last night, I had a dream … that Robert F. Kennedy had lived, he appointed Carl Sagan as science advisor and head of NASA, Sagan took us to Mars in 1991, and Donald Trump spent the rest of his days founding casinos and selling real estate degrees on the red planet. Meanwhile, in the 2016 election, Martin Luther King Jr. narrowly defeated Sonny Bono. I just meant I'd forgotten we wer

'No, we are not going on an extreme picnic.'

'I just think we should be together'.

"Find out who's got the licensing rights for this Armageddon thing and get them on the phone - quickly."