Dramatic Daydreamers Mugs

'I hate hump day!'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

Home Sweet Home

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

Hot Air Balloon

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

The toothfairy

Tonight 'Richard III' a new play by William Shakespeare.

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

"FREEDOM!!!"

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

'I have this horrible premonition that he's turning into a butterfly.'

"Yeah, your inner child called. They want a nap, a juice box, and a restraining order." "Ruining whoops, running a country is tough. Maybe I need to relax and channel my inner child."

Mime Tug-of-War

Well, those election results certainly surprised me. Me too, little buddy. But that's because when I went to sleep last night, I had a dream … that Robert F. Kennedy had lived, he appointed Carl Sagan as science advisor and head of NASA, Sagan took us to Mars in 1991, and Donald Trump spent the rest of his days founding casinos and selling real estate degrees on the red planet. Meanwhile, in the 2016 election, Martin Luther King Jr. narrowly defeated Sonny Bono. I just meant I'd forgotten we wer

'No, we are not going on an extreme picnic.'

Imaginary boyfriends are best.

Wordplay: Me.

Stenographer wants 15 minutes of court repeated

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

'So, did I get the job?'

"Yeah, you were Tolkein in your sleep. . ."

That's no largemouth bass, son - You caught yourself a rare blabbermouth bass. I'm nothin'! A nobody! Throw me back and I'll show you where the really big fish are!

'My building doesn't allow pets. Do you think the teacher will buy it if I tell her dust bunnies ate my homework?'

#NationalPoetryDay

No Action Comics

Skunk dreaming.