Dystopian Dreamers Mugs

The war against ignorance

The Robot's Trophy

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to defend their pail of water."

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"I don't like the looks of that!"

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

George Orwell

Home Sweet Home

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

"You may now kiss the bride."

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

Totalitarian Humour

First we thought the apes would conquer the world...When in reality we've been busy mining the end of the world all along.

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

Clone Factory

Tuesday, 2022

"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"FREEDOM!!!"

Entering Dystopia - Formerly Pleasant Hills

Minority Report Is Real

Well, those election results certainly surprised me. Me too, little buddy. But that's because when I went to sleep last night, I had a dream … that Robert F. Kennedy had lived, he appointed Carl Sagan as science advisor and head of NASA, Sagan took us to Mars in 1991, and Donald Trump spent the rest of his days founding casinos and selling real estate degrees on the red planet. Meanwhile, in the 2016 election, Martin Luther King Jr. narrowly defeated Sonny Bono. I just meant I'd forgotten we wer

Pasadena Playhouse War

Big Bubba Is Watching You!

"The Fad Herald cometh." "Wasn't he just here? Why's he back so soon?" "Hear ye, hear ye. The following is out: Human labor. The following are now in: Pizza delivery droids, Amazon delivery drones, and replacing all blue- and white-collar jobs with cheap, highly productive robot labor... ...robots who never sleep, never ask for a raise, and never complain about harassment... ...because they're too busy plotting the extinction of the meatbag species. We will isolate you. Alienate you from one

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

'I found this copy of 'Atlas Shrugged' under his mattress!'

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

"Find out who's got the licensing rights for this Armageddon thing and get them on the phone - quickly."

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

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"Yeah, you were Tolkein in your sleep. . ."