Dystopian Explorers Mugs

2084

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

Quantum Psychic

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

'Your future looks charming.'

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

'But I'm not tired yet!!!'

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

'It's okay, they're with me.'

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to defend their pail of water."

"What - you got As in Maths, Nature, Science and English? Son, haven't you watched the news or looked online - if you want to succeed nowadays you have to be dumb as dirt!"

Actually, the Sandman's little brother, 'Boulder Boy' could get people asleep a whole lot quicker.

"The 'Ex' huh?"

Wiccapedia.

"Is there anybody there..?" Knock once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'..."

"Who's there?"

Radioactive Spider Bite - The Real Story

Eggs That Were Anagarms In Past Lives -'Unscramble Me'.

'In my nightmare, this little guy in a pith helmet keeps trying to book me on a safari.'

The Robot's Trophy

'According to the map, we're about to sail off the end of the earth.'

Mrs.Beelzebub's faux pas.

"Oh my God, I HAVE to touch your hair!"

"Is plagiarism the same as value adding?"

"Do you really want to visit that planet on our honeymoon? It's a dump!"

'If it's any consolation, Mr. Nostro couldn't have known what hit him.'

The war against ignorance

"We're after a remote, unexplored, 'off-the-beaten-track' location with decent wi-fi?"

'Let's beat it before he realizes he's eating our decoy!'

Wynken, Blynken and Nod