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5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

Quantum Psychic

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

'Your future looks charming.'

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

'But I'm not tired yet!!!'

'It's okay, they're with me.'

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to defend their pail of water."

Actually, the Sandman's little brother, 'Boulder Boy' could get people asleep a whole lot quicker.

"What - you got As in Maths, Nature, Science and English? Son, haven't you watched the news or looked online - if you want to succeed nowadays you have to be dumb as dirt!"

Wiccapedia.

"The 'Ex' huh?"

"Who's there?"

"Is there anybody there..?" Knock once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'..."

Eggs That Were Anagarms In Past Lives -'Unscramble Me'.

Radioactive Spider Bite - The Real Story

The Robot's Trophy

'In my nightmare, this little guy in a pith helmet keeps trying to book me on a safari.'

'Let's beat it before he realizes he's eating our decoy!'

"Is plagiarism the same as value adding?"

"Do you really want to visit that planet on our honeymoon? It's a dump!"

'If it's any consolation, Mr. Nostro couldn't have known what hit him.'

"We're after a remote, unexplored, 'off-the-beaten-track' location with decent wi-fi?"

Wynken, Blynken and Nod

The war against ignorance

"Oh my God, I HAVE to touch your hair!"

"Dudes - we should make the last booby trap a giant bowling ball!"