Dystopia Dreamer Mugs

"Dystopian novels are suddenly uplifting."

Man holds sign: The End Is Near - Nearer Than Yesterday.

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"And just where is it written that dystopias can't be fun?"

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

"I think 'Big Brother' is going a little too far!"

"Just what we've been looking for."

'You mean like a zombie apolcalypse?'

'I found this copy of 'Atlas Shrugged' under his mattress!'

"These new self driving models are supposed to be much safer."

2043 Democratic resistance headquarters

2042

Project 2025

First we thought the apes would conquer the world...When in reality we've been busy mining the end of the world all along.

Future world records

Under His I

"The scariest part is knowing that someday something'll come along that will make us go, 'Even the spider mutants weren't this bad.' "

Big Brother 1948-1984

"I'm sorry-our dystopian visions are just too different."

"Welcome to the future"

"I don't like the looks of that!"

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Schrodinger's Black Box

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

Totalitarian Humour

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

Clone Factory

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

Tuesday, 2022

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."

Entering Dystopia - Formerly Pleasant Hills

Inventing Time Travel