Dystopia Dreamer Gifts

"Dystopian novels are suddenly uplifting."

Man holds sign: The End Is Near - Nearer Than Yesterday.

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"And just where is it written that dystopias can't be fun?"

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

"I think 'Big Brother' is going a little too far!"

"Just what we've been looking for."

'You mean like a zombie apolcalypse?'

'I found this copy of 'Atlas Shrugged' under his mattress!'

"These new self driving models are supposed to be much safer."

2043 Democratic resistance headquarters

2042

"I am worthy of human kindness and care. I am worthy of human love and respect. I am worthy of huma rights and equality....or death to the f**king lot of 'em."

Project 2025

First we thought the apes would conquer the world...When in reality we've been busy mining the end of the world all along.

Future world records

Under His I

We, Robots

Minority Report Is Real

"The scariest part is knowing that someday something'll come along that will make us go, 'Even the spider mutants weren't this bad.' "

Big Brother 1948-1984

"I'm sorry-our dystopian visions are just too different."

"Welcome to the future"

"I don't like the looks of that!"

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

George Orwell

Schrodinger's Black Box

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

Totalitarian Humour

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

Clone Factory

Budgetmageddon