Dystopia Lover Gifts

'The human race was wiped out after the "Invasion of the Dutch Caps!"'

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"Welcome to the future"

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"I don't like the looks of that!"

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

George Orwell

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

First we thought the apes would conquer the world...When in reality we've been busy mining the end of the world all along.

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

Totalitarian Humour

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

Putin's Mutual Destruction

I hope that "golden showers" dossier about Trump is true. That'd be awesome. How so, little buddy? Well, I was always a big fan of the cold war. I loved "Red Dawn" and "War Games" and "James Bond" and all those really cool cold war movies. If it's true that our new president is actually being blackmailed by the Russians, we might finally have a real "Manchurian Candidate." I've calculated that the number of "Twilight Zone" episodes that might still come true has just grown by half a dozen. I hop

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."

Tuesday, 2022

Budgetmageddon

Flag bearers

Entering Dystopia - Formerly Pleasant Hills

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

"The Fad Herald cometh." "Wasn't he just here? Why's he back so soon?" "Hear ye, hear ye. The following is out: Human labor. The following are now in: Pizza delivery droids, Amazon delivery drones, and replacing all blue- and white-collar jobs with cheap, highly productive robot labor... ...robots who never sleep, never ask for a raise, and never complain about harassment... ...because they're too busy plotting the extinction of the meatbag species. We will isolate you. Alienate you from one

Minority Report Is Real

'I found this copy of 'Atlas Shrugged' under his mattress!'

Big Bubba Is Watching You!

Pasadena Playhouse War

Boss, are you into science fiction? Of course, minion. "Blade Runner," "Alien," "Cloud Atlas," "Continuum," "Robocop"

USA 2030

Cocooning: "I still don't understand what's so cosy about it."

"I am worthy of human kindness and care. I am worthy of human love and respect. I am worthy of huma rights and equality....or death to the f**king lot of 'em."

"I know, I know... But I thought he would bring down the price of eggs."

Post Post

"Sometimes I wish they'd never perfected setless television."

"Dystopian novels are suddenly uplifting."

Promises Kept