Dystopian Lovers Gifts

Now Those Guys Are Really Scary.

"Welcome to the future"

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"I don't like the looks of that!"

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

George Orwell

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

Totalitarian Humour

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

Putin's Mutual Destruction

Tuesday, 2022

"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."

I hope that "golden showers" dossier about Trump is true. That'd be awesome. How so, little buddy? Well, I was always a big fan of the cold war. I loved "Red Dawn" and "War Games" and "James Bond" and all those really cool cold war movies. If it's true that our new president is actually being blackmailed by the Russians, we might finally have a real "Manchurian Candidate." I've calculated that the number of "Twilight Zone" episodes that might still come true has just grown by half a dozen. I hop

Flag bearers

Entering Dystopia - Formerly Pleasant Hills

"The Fad Herald cometh." "Wasn't he just here? Why's he back so soon?" "Hear ye, hear ye. The following is out: Human labor. The following are now in: Pizza delivery droids, Amazon delivery drones, and replacing all blue- and white-collar jobs with cheap, highly productive robot labor... ...robots who never sleep, never ask for a raise, and never complain about harassment... ...because they're too busy plotting the extinction of the meatbag species. We will isolate you. Alienate you from one

Boss, are you into science fiction? Of course, minion. "Blade Runner," "Alien," "Cloud Atlas," "Continuum," "Robocop"

USA 2030

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to defend their pail of water."

Pasadena Playhouse War

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

Big Bubba Is Watching You!

"I know, I know... But I thought he would bring down the price of eggs."

Post Post

'Another triple, Joe -I'm trying to forget several women.'

"Sometimes I wish they'd never perfected setless television."

"Dystopian novels are suddenly uplifting."

"Hey, remember the internet?"

Robot Bombs: A One Time Thing, Right?

George Orwell

If They See Something, They Do Something — To You

Bureaucratic Hell

Promises Kept

Air Pollution.