Dystopian Fan Gifts

"It's now official. You're screwed."

Beware of the droog

"Welcome to the future"

"I don't like the looks of that!"

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

George Orwell

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

Totalitarian Humour

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

Putin's Mutual Destruction

Tuesday, 2022

Budgetmageddon

"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."

I hope that "golden showers" dossier about Trump is true. That'd be awesome. How so, little buddy? Well, I was always a big fan of the cold war. I loved "Red Dawn" and "War Games" and "James Bond" and all those really cool cold war movies. If it's true that our new president is actually being blackmailed by the Russians, we might finally have a real "Manchurian Candidate." I've calculated that the number of "Twilight Zone" episodes that might still come true has just grown by half a dozen. I hop

Flag bearers

Entering Dystopia - Formerly Pleasant Hills

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

"The Fad Herald cometh." "Wasn't he just here? Why's he back so soon?" "Hear ye, hear ye. The following is out: Human labor. The following are now in: Pizza delivery droids, Amazon delivery drones, and replacing all blue- and white-collar jobs with cheap, highly productive robot labor... ...robots who never sleep, never ask for a raise, and never complain about harassment... ...because they're too busy plotting the extinction of the meatbag species. We will isolate you. Alienate you from one

Pasadena Playhouse War

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to defend their pail of water."

Boss, are you into science fiction? Of course, minion. "Blade Runner," "Alien," "Cloud Atlas," "Continuum," "Robocop"

USA 2030

Big Bubba Is Watching You!

Post Post

"I know, I know... But I thought he would bring down the price of eggs."

"Sometimes I wish they'd never perfected setless television."

"Dystopian novels are suddenly uplifting."

"Hey, remember the internet?"

Bureaucratic Hell

Robot Bombs: A One Time Thing, Right?

George Orwell

Air Pollution.

If They See Something, They Do Something — To You

Promises Kept