Fans Of Dystopian Literature Gifts

'It kind of brings a tear to your eye -- a whole new generation of little consumers.'

"Welcome to the future"

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

Putin's Mutual Destruction

I hope that "golden showers" dossier about Trump is true. That'd be awesome. How so, little buddy? Well, I was always a big fan of the cold war. I loved "Red Dawn" and "War Games" and "James Bond" and all those really cool cold war movies. If it's true that our new president is actually being blackmailed by the Russians, we might finally have a real "Manchurian Candidate." I've calculated that the number of "Twilight Zone" episodes that might still come true has just grown by half a dozen. I hop

Flag bearers

"The Fad Herald cometh." "Wasn't he just here? Why's he back so soon?" "Hear ye, hear ye. The following is out: Human labor. The following are now in: Pizza delivery droids, Amazon delivery drones, and replacing all blue- and white-collar jobs with cheap, highly productive robot labor... ...robots who never sleep, never ask for a raise, and never complain about harassment... ...because they're too busy plotting the extinction of the meatbag species. We will isolate you. Alienate you from one

Boss, are you into science fiction? Of course, minion. "Blade Runner," "Alien," "Cloud Atlas," "Continuum," "Robocop"

USA 2030

Pasadena Playhouse War

Big Bubba Is Watching You!

"I know, I know... But I thought he would bring down the price of eggs."

"Dystopian novels are suddenly uplifting."

"Hey, remember the internet?"

Robot Bombs: A One Time Thing, Right?

If They See Something, They Do Something — To You

Bureaucratic Hell

"Power! Power!"

Robojudge US patent pending

The Handmaid's Tale, Spun

1984 ; pop-up edition...

'It's the thought police.'

More Automated Police Functions

'You are being watched'

Post future today

Smart Watches Track Our Every Thought

Big bowling ball is watching you.

For $2500 You Could Now Murder Anyone You Want Using a Remote Drone

Now Those Guys Are Really Scary.

'I'll tell you, Ed, this new technology is starting to realy spook me out.'

Have you been naughty or nice?

Future world records

2042

"Make the empire great again!"