Reading Dystopian Novels Gifts

Suella Braverman - 1984

"Welcome to the future"

Putin's Mutual Destruction

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

Flag bearers

I hope that "golden showers" dossier about Trump is true. That'd be awesome. How so, little buddy? Well, I was always a big fan of the cold war. I loved "Red Dawn" and "War Games" and "James Bond" and all those really cool cold war movies. If it's true that our new president is actually being blackmailed by the Russians, we might finally have a real "Manchurian Candidate." I've calculated that the number of "Twilight Zone" episodes that might still come true has just grown by half a dozen. I hop

Pasadena Playhouse War

"The Fad Herald cometh." "Wasn't he just here? Why's he back so soon?" "Hear ye, hear ye. The following is out: Human labor. The following are now in: Pizza delivery droids, Amazon delivery drones, and replacing all blue- and white-collar jobs with cheap, highly productive robot labor... ...robots who never sleep, never ask for a raise, and never complain about harassment... ...because they're too busy plotting the extinction of the meatbag species. We will isolate you. Alienate you from one

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to defend their pail of water."

USA 2030

Robo Sapiens

Big Bubba Is Watching You!

"I know, I know... But I thought he would bring down the price of eggs."

"Dystopian novels are suddenly uplifting."

"Hey, remember the internet?"

If They See Something, They Do Something — To You

Robot Bombs: A One Time Thing, Right?

"Power! Power!"

Robojudge US patent pending

The Robot's Trophy

1984 ; pop-up edition...

'It's the thought police.'

'You are being watched'

"Son, it's time we talked about the birds and the killer robot bees."

More Automated Police Functions

Post future today

Smart Watches Track Our Every Thought

'It kind of brings a tear to your eye -- a whole new generation of little consumers.'

For $2500 You Could Now Murder Anyone You Want Using a Remote Drone

Big bowling ball is watching you.

The war against ignorance

'I'll tell you, Ed, this new technology is starting to realy spook me out.'

2042

"Move along now, people..."

Walt Disney's The Little Handmaid