Reading Dystopian Literature Gifts

'You are being watched'

"Welcome to the future"

Putin's Mutual Destruction

I hope that "golden showers" dossier about Trump is true. That'd be awesome. How so, little buddy? Well, I was always a big fan of the cold war. I loved "Red Dawn" and "War Games" and "James Bond" and all those really cool cold war movies. If it's true that our new president is actually being blackmailed by the Russians, we might finally have a real "Manchurian Candidate." I've calculated that the number of "Twilight Zone" episodes that might still come true has just grown by half a dozen. I hop

Flag bearers

Robo Sapiens

"The Fad Herald cometh." "Wasn't he just here? Why's he back so soon?" "Hear ye, hear ye. The following is out: Human labor. The following are now in: Pizza delivery droids, Amazon delivery drones, and replacing all blue- and white-collar jobs with cheap, highly productive robot labor... ...robots who never sleep, never ask for a raise, and never complain about harassment... ...because they're too busy plotting the extinction of the meatbag species. We will isolate you. Alienate you from one

Pasadena Playhouse War

USA 2030

Big Bubba Is Watching You!

"I know, I know... But I thought he would bring down the price of eggs."

"Dystopian novels are suddenly uplifting."

"Hey, remember the internet?"

If They See Something, They Do Something — To You

Robot Bombs: A One Time Thing, Right?

"Power! Power!"

Robojudge US patent pending

Post future today

More Automated Police Functions

'It's the thought police.'

1984 ; pop-up edition...

"Son, it's time we talked about the birds and the killer robot bees."

Smart Watches Track Our Every Thought

'It kind of brings a tear to your eye -- a whole new generation of little consumers.'

Big bowling ball is watching you.

For $2500 You Could Now Murder Anyone You Want Using a Remote Drone

Now Those Guys Are Really Scary.

'I'll tell you, Ed, this new technology is starting to realy spook me out.'

"Make the empire great again!"

Suella Braverman - 1984

"Move along now, people..."

2042

Future world records

I am the Resistance

'How many times do I have to tell you? Only wake me up if he has an Orwellian nightmare. I don't need to know about the other kinds.'