Collecting Dystopian Novels Gifts

2084

"Welcome to the future"

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

Putin's Mutual Destruction

Flag bearers

I hope that "golden showers" dossier about Trump is true. That'd be awesome. How so, little buddy? Well, I was always a big fan of the cold war. I loved "Red Dawn" and "War Games" and "James Bond" and all those really cool cold war movies. If it's true that our new president is actually being blackmailed by the Russians, we might finally have a real "Manchurian Candidate." I've calculated that the number of "Twilight Zone" episodes that might still come true has just grown by half a dozen. I hop

Boss, are you into science fiction? Of course, minion. "Blade Runner," "Alien," "Cloud Atlas," "Continuum," "Robocop"

USA 2030

Pasadena Playhouse War

Big Bubba Is Watching You!

Robo Sapiens

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

"The Fad Herald cometh." "Wasn't he just here? Why's he back so soon?" "Hear ye, hear ye. The following is out: Human labor. The following are now in: Pizza delivery droids, Amazon delivery drones, and replacing all blue- and white-collar jobs with cheap, highly productive robot labor... ...robots who never sleep, never ask for a raise, and never complain about harassment... ...because they're too busy plotting the extinction of the meatbag species. We will isolate you. Alienate you from one

"I always wondered why they called you detectives, 'gum shoes'."

"I know, I know... But I thought he would bring down the price of eggs."

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"

"Dystopian novels are suddenly uplifting."

"Hey, remember the internet?"

If They See Something, They Do Something — To You

Bureaucratic Hell

"Power! Power!"

Sherlock Holmes

Robojudge US patent pending

"Son, it's time we talked about the birds and the killer robot bees."

The Handmaid's Tale, Spun

More Automated Police Functions

Post future today

'You are being watched'

'It's the thought police.'

1984 ; pop-up edition...

Smart Watches Track Our Every Thought

'It kind of brings a tear to your eye -- a whole new generation of little consumers.'

Now Those Guys Are Really Scary.

Big bowling ball is watching you.

For $2500 You Could Now Murder Anyone You Want Using a Remote Drone