Dystopia Fan Gifts

Have you been naughty or nice?

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

"Come home when the radiation lights turn on."

"On the plus side at least I never have to think what to wear anymore."

"Welcome to the future"

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

First we thought the apes would conquer the world...When in reality we've been busy mining the end of the world all along.

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

Putin's Mutual Destruction

Budgetmageddon

I hope that "golden showers" dossier about Trump is true. That'd be awesome. How so, little buddy? Well, I was always a big fan of the cold war. I loved "Red Dawn" and "War Games" and "James Bond" and all those really cool cold war movies. If it's true that our new president is actually being blackmailed by the Russians, we might finally have a real "Manchurian Candidate." I've calculated that the number of "Twilight Zone" episodes that might still come true has just grown by half a dozen. I hop

Flag bearers

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

USA 2030

"The Fad Herald cometh." "Wasn't he just here? Why's he back so soon?" "Hear ye, hear ye. The following is out: Human labor. The following are now in: Pizza delivery droids, Amazon delivery drones, and replacing all blue- and white-collar jobs with cheap, highly productive robot labor... ...robots who never sleep, never ask for a raise, and never complain about harassment... ...because they're too busy plotting the extinction of the meatbag species. We will isolate you. Alienate you from one

Boss, are you into science fiction? Of course, minion. "Blade Runner," "Alien," "Cloud Atlas," "Continuum," "Robocop"

'I found this copy of 'Atlas Shrugged' under his mattress!'

Minority Report Is Real

Pasadena Playhouse War

"I am worthy of human kindness and care. I am worthy of human love and respect. I am worthy of huma rights and equality....or death to the f**king lot of 'em."

Post Post

"I know, I know... But I thought he would bring down the price of eggs."

"Dystopian novels are suddenly uplifting."

"Hey, remember the internet?"

Robot Bombs: A One Time Thing, Right?

Bureaucratic Hell

If They See Something, They Do Something — To You

"Power! Power!"

Man holds sign: The End Is Near - Nearer Than Yesterday.

Robojudge US patent pending

'It's the thought police.'

Big Brother 1948-1984

"I think 'Big Brother' is going a little too far!"