Dystopia Aficionado Gifts

The Future is Free

"Welcome to the future"

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Desert Island BBQ

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Raincloud Umbrella

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

Primitive magician

Swiss army knife

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

Save the unicorn.

Stonehenge Explained

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

First we thought the apes would conquer the world...When in reality we've been busy mining the end of the world all along.

"Who ordered a pizza?"

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

'Look man, no wings!'

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

Gremlins 47

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'Supercat.'

'See, Mother - I knew those genetically modified beans would come good!'

Putin's Mutual Destruction