Dystopia Aficionado Mugs

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"Welcome to the future"

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Desert Island BBQ

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Raincloud Umbrella

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

Swiss army knife

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Primitive magician

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

Stonehenge Explained

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Save the unicorn.

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

First we thought the apes would conquer the world...When in reality we've been busy mining the end of the world all along.

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

Gremlins 47

"Who ordered a pizza?"

'Look man, no wings!'

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'Supercat.'

Knighthood being given by the king

Putin's Mutual Destruction

Ask A Silly Question.