The war against ignorance
Dystopian Dreamers Gifts
Looking for a gift that speaks to the rebellious spirit of dystopian dreamers? Our curated collection features witty and imaginative items that capture the essence of visionary thinkers who see beyond the present. Perfect for artists, writers, or anyone fascinated by futuristic worlds and the power of imagination. These products bring a creative edge to everyday items, inspiring both reflection and conversation.
The Robot's Trophy
"Jack and Jill went up the hill to defend their pail of water."
"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."
An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.
"I don't like the looks of that!"
"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."
"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"
George Orwell
Home Sweet Home
"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."
it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.
"You may now kiss the bride."
Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.
Totalitarian Humour
First we thought the apes would conquer the world...When in reality we've been busy mining the end of the world all along.
'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'
Clone Factory
Tuesday, 2022
"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."
"Has anyone seen my therapist?"
"FREEDOM!!!"
Entering Dystopia - Formerly Pleasant Hills
Minority Report Is Real
Well, those election results certainly surprised me. Me too, little buddy. But that's because when I went to sleep last night, I had a dream … that Robert F. Kennedy had lived, he appointed Carl Sagan as science advisor and head of NASA, Sagan took us to Mars in 1991, and Donald Trump spent the rest of his days founding casinos and selling real estate degrees on the red planet. Meanwhile, in the 2016 election, Martin Luther King Jr. narrowly defeated Sonny Bono. I just meant I'd forgotten we wer
Pasadena Playhouse War
Big Bubba Is Watching You!
"The Fad Herald cometh." "Wasn't he just here? Why's he back so soon?" "Hear ye, hear ye. The following is out: Human labor. The following are now in: Pizza delivery droids, Amazon delivery drones, and replacing all blue- and white-collar jobs with cheap, highly productive robot labor... ...robots who never sleep, never ask for a raise, and never complain about harassment... ...because they're too busy plotting the extinction of the meatbag species. We will isolate you. Alienate you from one
"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."
'I found this copy of 'Atlas Shrugged' under his mattress!'
"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."
"Find out who's got the licensing rights for this Armageddon thing and get them on the phone - quickly."
Research -Development - Wishful Thinking
Post Post
"Yeah, you were Tolkein in your sleep. . ."
Dystopian Dreamers Gifts Collection
Dystopian Dreamers Mugs
Explore our mugs collection and find the ideal dystopian dreamers design to brighten their mornings and fuel their creative spirit.
Dystopian Dreamers Pillows
Browse our pillows for dystopian dreamers—quirky and comfy options that bring a visionary touch to any space.
Dystopian Dreamers Prints
Check out our prints for dystopian enthusiasts—unique art to inspire, provoke, and decorate with a futuristic flair.
Dystopian Dreamers T-Shirts
Discover our collection of t-shirts for dystopian dreamers—fun, inspiring, and perfect for expressing their imaginative personality.