Dystopia Explorer Gifts

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"Welcome to the future"

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"I don't like the looks of that!"

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

George Orwell

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

First we thought the apes would conquer the world...When in reality we've been busy mining the end of the world all along.

Totalitarian Humour

Most valuable element.

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

Budgetmageddon

"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."

I hope that "golden showers" dossier about Trump is true. That'd be awesome. How so, little buddy? Well, I was always a big fan of the cold war. I loved "Red Dawn" and "War Games" and "James Bond" and all those really cool cold war movies. If it's true that our new president is actually being blackmailed by the Russians, we might finally have a real "Manchurian Candidate." I've calculated that the number of "Twilight Zone" episodes that might still come true has just grown by half a dozen. I hop

Tuesday, 2022

Entering Dystopia - Formerly Pleasant Hills

'I found this copy of 'Atlas Shrugged' under his mattress!'

"The Fad Herald cometh." "Wasn't he just here? Why's he back so soon?" "Hear ye, hear ye. The following is out: Human labor. The following are now in: Pizza delivery droids, Amazon delivery drones, and replacing all blue- and white-collar jobs with cheap, highly productive robot labor... ...robots who never sleep, never ask for a raise, and never complain about harassment... ...because they're too busy plotting the extinction of the meatbag species. We will isolate you. Alienate you from one

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

Big Bubba Is Watching You!

Minority Report Is Real

Pasadena Playhouse War

Boss, are you into science fiction? Of course, minion. "Blade Runner," "Alien," "Cloud Atlas," "Continuum," "Robocop"

The bankruptcy sale at the Entropy Institute was going to more difficult than Dave thought it'd be.

"I am worthy of human kindness and care. I am worthy of human love and respect. I am worthy of huma rights and equality....or death to the f**king lot of 'em."

How the Old Testament Got Its Name.

Post Post

"Sometimes I wish they'd never perfected setless television."

"Dystopian novels are suddenly uplifting."

George Orwell

"Edward lived fast, died young, and left a very pretty corpse."

Promises Kept

If They See Something, They Do Something — To You