Dystopia Gifts

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"Make the empire great again!"

"The scariest part is knowing that someday something'll come along that will make us go, 'Even the spider mutants weren't this bad.' "

Post Post

I hope that "golden showers" dossier about Trump is true. That'd be awesome. How so, little buddy? Well, I was always a big fan of the cold war. I loved "Red Dawn" and "War Games" and "James Bond" and all those really cool cold war movies. If it's true that our new president is actually being blackmailed by the Russians, we might finally have a real "Manchurian Candidate." I've calculated that the number of "Twilight Zone" episodes that might still come true has just grown by half a dozen. I hop

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"Welcome to the future"

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"I don't like the looks of that!"

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

George Orwell

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

Totalitarian Humour

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

First we thought the apes would conquer the world...When in reality we've been busy mining the end of the world all along.

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."

Tuesday, 2022

Budgetmageddon

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

Entering Dystopia - Formerly Pleasant Hills

Robo Sapiens

"The Fad Herald cometh." "Wasn't he just here? Why's he back so soon?" "Hear ye, hear ye. The following is out: Human labor. The following are now in: Pizza delivery droids, Amazon delivery drones, and replacing all blue- and white-collar jobs with cheap, highly productive robot labor... ...robots who never sleep, never ask for a raise, and never complain about harassment... ...because they're too busy plotting the extinction of the meatbag species. We will isolate you. Alienate you from one

'I found this copy of 'Atlas Shrugged' under his mattress!'

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

Pasadena Playhouse War

Big Bubba Is Watching You!

Minority Report Is Real

Boss, are you into science fiction? Of course, minion. "Blade Runner," "Alien," "Cloud Atlas," "Continuum," "Robocop"

"I am worthy of human kindness and care. I am worthy of human love and respect. I am worthy of huma rights and equality....or death to the f**king lot of 'em."

"Sometimes I wish they'd never perfected setless television."

"Dystopian novels are suddenly uplifting."

"Hey, remember the internet?"

Promises Kept

Bureaucratic Hell