Dystopian Thinker Mugs

Kill the Human Race to Save It

Robot Bombs: A One Time Thing, Right?

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"Welcome to the future"

"I don't like the looks of that!"

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

George Orwell

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

First we thought the apes would conquer the world...When in reality we've been busy mining the end of the world all along.

Totalitarian Humour

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

Budgetmageddon

"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."

Tuesday, 2022

I hope that "golden showers" dossier about Trump is true. That'd be awesome. How so, little buddy? Well, I was always a big fan of the cold war. I loved "Red Dawn" and "War Games" and "James Bond" and all those really cool cold war movies. If it's true that our new president is actually being blackmailed by the Russians, we might finally have a real "Manchurian Candidate." I've calculated that the number of "Twilight Zone" episodes that might still come true has just grown by half a dozen. I hop

Entering Dystopia - Formerly Pleasant Hills

"The Fad Herald cometh." "Wasn't he just here? Why's he back so soon?" "Hear ye, hear ye. The following is out: Human labor. The following are now in: Pizza delivery droids, Amazon delivery drones, and replacing all blue- and white-collar jobs with cheap, highly productive robot labor... ...robots who never sleep, never ask for a raise, and never complain about harassment... ...because they're too busy plotting the extinction of the meatbag species. We will isolate you. Alienate you from one

'I found this copy of 'Atlas Shrugged' under his mattress!'

Robo Sapiens

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to defend their pail of water."

Big Bubba Is Watching You!

Minority Report Is Real

Pasadena Playhouse War

Boss, are you into science fiction? Of course, minion. "Blade Runner," "Alien," "Cloud Atlas," "Continuum," "Robocop"

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

Post Post

"I am worthy of human kindness and care. I am worthy of human love and respect. I am worthy of huma rights and equality....or death to the f**king lot of 'em."

"Sometimes I wish they'd never perfected setless television."

"Dystopian novels are suddenly uplifting."

"Hey, remember the internet?"

Promises Kept

Bureaucratic Hell