Liberal Dreamer Gifts

Morley the Stubborn Liberal

Monkey-artist

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

Citizen of the world.

Fight for Your Democratic Right to Be Ignored

"Efficiency savings...protect front line services BLAH! BLAH! refocus on core objectives BLAH BLAH!"

Middlesex Election, 1804- Burdett and his Radical Allies Anticipate Victory

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

"Now at this point reality intruded."

"Trust me, Son, you do not want to 'grow up to be president.' "

China

"We're still trying to sort out the details."

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

'I still love you, Harold, but I'm moving to another state and running for the Senate.'

"Someday, I'm gonna be president of the United States."

Josh & Ted's Insurrection Adventure.

"All those in favour of democracy, raise your hand."

"Uh-oh, Justin Legoed himself into his room again."

New Year Revolution

'Cute girl from philosophy. . . BBQ at Dave's. I wonder if she's going?. . . Flat meeting to talk about me not doing my share.'

The 111th Congress Adjourns.

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

A hippie saying "Peace"

"You'll notice it's the same list as last year. Let's try a little harder this time."

Guy Debord

"Remember, gentlemen, we aren't here just to draft a constitution. We're here to draft the best damned constitution in the world."

"I promise. . ."

"Are you crazy? - Do you know how much free elections would COST?"

"If you don't go to school, how will you get a job you can work at eight hours a day, five days a week, for most of your adult life?"

"Democrats and Republicans agreeing?! The end times have arrived!"

"And that one over there is Emiliano Zapata!"

Pandemic playhouse.

Freedom

Non-profit organization chart

'Like I said kid, Berserker, Swordsman or Oarsman. We don't have any classes for florists.'