Legal Dreamer Gifts

Do you think it's too late for me to go to law school and position myself for an appointment to the Supreme Court? Yes, unfortunately. You'd have to go back in time and start preparing early. By that I mean WAY back. As in you'd have to ensure that the cells that formed you had genes that would give you intellectual curiosity, above-average intelligence, and ambition. But you do still have time to become a layabout. You seem to have prepared very well for that. What? You'd still get to wear a ro

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

Giraffe Portrait

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

'He's working on a lullaby.'

Fight for Your Democratic Right to Be Ignored

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

Space for Lease.

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

The Idea of America.

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

DACA

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

Scenic View offers mountain with cherry on top.

"Now at this point reality intruded."

"We don't believe in miracles. We rely on them."

'Looking for a muse, love?'

China

"This is what I think of your stupid imaginary friend."

Truthfully, I'm just a frustrated insurance agent …

Origami time!

"See, that's the problem with you new breed. You take rejection too personally."

"Trust me, Son, you do not want to 'grow up to be president.' "

The Boy Who Wanted To Be A Lawyer - "Father Desmond, we need an exorcism."

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."