Courtroom Dreamer Gifts

'Forget about hunting and gathering - I'm going to be a lawyer.'

"Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law."

Daddy's Litigious Girl

"I'm glad your second year in law school has you thinking like an attorney, but you've got to stop submitting a bill with your homework."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

'Just starting out, counselor?'

"I don't need to learn about ethics. I'm going to be a lawyer."

The Boy Who Wanted To Be A Lawyer - "Father Desmond, we need an exorcism."

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

Recruiting litigation lawyers is ALWAYS tricky..my last one took me to court for the emotional and professional damage I caused him by NOT considering him for a position I wasn't asked to fill.

I love Lawyers

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

"I object!" "Overruled!"

John W. Law., John W. Law Jr., Robert Law, Janet Law, Attorneys at Law

"I've learned something in this trial. My firm needs to hire that prosecutor."

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

Yawning barristers in court

"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"

'The Grand Jury doesn't understand me...'

The Birth of a Lawsuit

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

"Assisting me with this delicate procedure is Dr. Warren. He's one of the top specialists in avoiding malpractice suits."

"I've asked you not to overrule me in front of the children."

'Don't blame the lawyer!'

"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm."

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

I Litigate Therefore I Am.

'Every day, I'm suing better and better...'

"He says: If they're smart enough to hire a top lawyer and sue us for having wet floors then they're smart enough to look where they're *%&$* going..."

'For ever 'no-no' there's a legal 'yes-yes'.'

'Have you seen the ruddy margins the Chinese expect us to take up for this work?'

"Impartiality becomes you."

'At first it was a few dollars here and a few dollars there. Then I realized I'd have to pay my lawyer.'