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"We're thinking of voting strategically."

"Good boy."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Trump pardons

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

"Who's got the hammer?"

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Oligarchy

"Away with the warmonger!"

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

'If only every year was an election year.'

Dialogue

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

Political convention

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

I'm not making enough money to like you.

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

"Now that's a win."

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'