Democratic Enthusiast Mugs

"We're thinking of voting strategically."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Good boy."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

Trump pardons

"Who's got the hammer?"

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

"Away with the warmonger!"

Oligarchy

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

'If only every year was an election year.'

Annual run-off at the mouth.

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.

Political convention

Dialogue

"That's the last time I'm going to allow politics to be discussed in the office."

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

I'm not making enough money to like you.

"Now that's a win."

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'