Political Dynamic Explorer Gifts

'Can I Come In Soon?'

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

'Ahhh...'

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

"Tell the vice presidents they've downsized enough."

Elections

"Do you have a minute, Bob? I'd like to speak with you about the concept of 'leadership'."

'I want to discuss communication clarity.'

'She finally made employee of the month but she paid the ultimate price.'

"If I ever start turning into my father do me a favor and don't turn into my mother."

"You need to stop taking your work home with you. Take mine instead."

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

"Call me!"

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."

'Yes, I occasionally make mistakes but, unlike you, I never have to acknowledge them.'

'Mr. Donovan, is it all right if I tie my shoelace?'

'Why are these polling places so hard to get to?"

"Think about it. Maybe it's a good thing the boss doesn't know your name."

"I like to think that each generation will need a little less therapy than the generation before."

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

'I need you to be more MORE DECISIVE when agreeing with me.'

"So that is unanimous then - nobody has a clue what to do."

Who's In Charge Here?

"Helen, is it possible that we are using our child as an intimacy barrier?"

Larry David

'Welcome to 'All Sides of the Issues.' Here's our panel of commentators -- a communist, a socialist, a liberal, and a progressive....'

"All Vangundy is or ever shall be he owes to his mother."

'Don't mind me....I'll just sit here while you work on homeland security, unemployment, health care and your many other prbblems!'

"Duct tape fixes leaks in the office, too."

Russian and Chinese Influences in Afghanistan

A little different

"A word to the wise..or is it a word from the wise? I always get it mixed up."

McNHS