Constitution Pillows

"I understand the Ten Commandments. But what is this Second Amendment he keeps going on about?"

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Bill of Rights

Arizona shooting (Giffords)

'If the truth will set you free, what's the deal with the Fifth Amendment?'

Hey! You look suspicious. Let's see some identification.'

"I think 'Big Brother' is going a little too far!"

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

Constitutional Convention. We're behind schedule, everybody wanted to make a speech about the first amendment. For the second amendment, let's stick to bullet points. (Published previously on May 19, 2010).

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two."

''The consent of the governed'? -- that could be a deal-breaker.'

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

Best System in the World

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Antonin Scalia

'Look...a fresh one!'

''Congress shall make no law'... now, I wonder what they meant by that...?'

Donald Trump and US Democracy

U.S Capitol Building Tank Turret

'Just how informal is this constitution?'

'An injunction against the First Amendment? - Can we DO that?'

A Kangermoo

"'Article I. Section 9. Claus B. No title of nobility shall be granted by the United States' - we gotta change that."

'Let's see now...we'll give them democracy, but not too much democracy.'

"But what if a tyrant comes to power and no one's able to stop him because the whole thing's king of funny."

"Now, should we add something at the end about how wise we are and therefore nothing in here should ever be changed?"

'Pursuit of happiness is all very well, but Congress keeps passing laws to make it run faster.'

Which statement did Thomas Jefferson make on Jan. 16, 1787?

'Look ... A fresh one!'

"Senator Ted Cruzolini"