Us Constitution Pillows

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Just be yourself."

Apples for sale

Giraffe Umbrella

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

"I love you too, big guy."

Where Indian ink came from.

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

Man showing in the rain.

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

Apple Pie Abduction

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"I love this time of day."

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

Two kids watch a duck swim past their window in the rain

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Raining

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

"Believe me it's only an apple."

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

Plum jam...

End of Year Figs.

'If someone farts in the forest and there's no one around to smell it, does it make a stink?'

"No. You turn over."

Apricots

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"