Government Nerd Pillows

President S Grant's Proposed Civil Service Reform not to the Taste of Certain Senators

"Good boy."

'The recession is over, again.'

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

"Very Presidential."

"Tariffs"

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

It Looks Like Trumpty Dumpty Got His Wall After All.

The ways and means committee reaches the tipping point.

Beware of the Legislation

It's 10 P.M. does anyone know what 'sequestration' means?

'Every year local authorities whinge on about needing more money to maintain services.'

Tree of Public Opinion.

Department of Who's Your Daddy?

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

Impeachment Wave

Mice in the Commons

'There, we're up and running! Let the logging in begin. . .'

Obama

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

'Okay, where's Obama?'

'The popularity polls love what you've done with the budget deficit....moving the decimal one point to the left.'

Royalty, Episcopacy, and Law.

William Bentinck

Real Congressional reform's a must.....

"Europe has learned...yeah, this time we don't need a war to destroy ourselves!"

'Hmmm ... no health insurance. Take him to the Intensive I Don't Care Unit.'

EU - Constitution

'Stick a few upper-class tax cuts to it and it'll pass like a bran muffin dipped in vaseline.'