Constitution Fanatics Pillows

"Sure the 1st amendment gives you the right to say whatever you want...but the 2nd gives me the tools to blow your brains out if I happen to disagree."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

Archival Warfare

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

Constitutional Convention. We're behind schedule, everybody wanted to make a speech about the first amendment. For the second amendment, let's stick to bullet points. (Published previously on May 19, 2010).

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

Shouting Fire in a Crowded Theater

"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two."

"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

That might not work, EU...

'All I Want For Christmas Is... my Bill of Rights!'

Antonin Scalia

"The issues are a big snore, Dave. Let's talk about my hair on fire."

"Haven't you ever heard of the first amendment?"

''Congress shall make no law'... now, I wonder what they meant by that...?'

"I like that part about freedom of speech, but what about stupid people?"

Donald Trump and US Democracy

"When asked about the impeachment hearings today, President Donald Trump said. . ."

Just What the Founders Had in Mind

'An injunction against the First Amendment? - Can we DO that?'

U.S Capitol Building Tank Turret

'CIA Surveillance of my senate committee violates the fourth amendment...'

Shouting Fire in a Crowded Theater

"'Article I. Section 9. Claus B. No title of nobility shall be granted by the United States' - we gotta change that."

'Let's see now...we'll give them democracy, but not too much democracy.'

"Now, should we add something at the end about how wise we are and therefore nothing in here should ever be changed?"

"I understand the Ten Commandments. But what is this Second Amendment he keeps going on about?"

"And don't forget 'the right to shoot your damn fool mouth off'."

Times Of Terrorism Bill Of Rights

"There's nothing in the constitution that guarantees women the right to choose air."

Which statement did Thomas Jefferson make on Jan. 16, 1787?

'Look ... A fresh one!'