Capitalism Lover Gifts

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"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'

The Price of Freedom

'Does it bother you that we have all the money?'

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

Tempest in a Teapot

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

First Church of the Almighty Dollar.

"Money is life's report card."

"Sir, your greed is showing."

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

Corporate Greed.

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

Capitalism and Consumers

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

The two faces of capitalism.

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

"I've deregulated Arthur, but he still doesn't run very efficiently."

"Sponsoring Christmas this year was an act of sheer marketing genius."

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

World Economics

Big business is not evil

Making money for investors is simple

Consumption Graph.