Capitalism Aficionados Pillows

"Wow, this is history in the making! HOw soon can we get a scooter salesman down there?"

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

Tree in Dollar Shape.

"It's time to retire the word 'profit'."

'Does it bother you that we have all the money?'

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

"The Gross National Product and the Gross Domestic Product are doing okay. It's the Gross Domestic Mojo that's going down the toilet."

First Church of the Almighty Dollar.

National Living Wage from April 1st.

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

World Economics

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

"Sponsoring Christmas this year was an act of sheer marketing genius."

"I've deregulated Arthur, but he still doesn't run very efficiently."

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

Big business is not evil

Beware of stimulus plans.

Fat happy businessman with a euro coin printed on his chest

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

'Honey, the long-run is here!'

"I'm gonna ride it out!"

'Just be patient. Greed always makes a come back.'

"More important than money?! There's only one thing more important than money and that's more money!"

Wage Slavery

Dollar

Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.

Tax Cuts Water the Economy.

"The only thing wrong with Capitalism is competition. Sign this non-compete agreement."

Shareholders Meeting - I don't like the look of this year's annual shindig.

"The most important thing isn't money - it's love. Luckily I love money!"

'Of course, for me, Christmas has a deeply felt religious significance! The stock exchange is my church...!

Company take-over bid

Felson, Donne, Peters & Free Market Forces