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'Being a secretary is really neat, Mr. Foskett -- I just love this white nail polish!'

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.'

"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"

Office Park

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

Joint Ventures!

Football player taking the ball home.

"So how long have you been working the business?"

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

'Court is recessed until the big hand is on the three.'

"No more Dr Nice guy"

"However, should the need arise at Cyber-Biogenetics, for a trusty sidekick, we have your resume on file."

Just a little heads up!

'ok, who threw that?'

'A resume painted in oils on canvas? How long have you been out of work?'

'All those against, raise your hand. All those in favor of ice cream, scream.'

'I know we got the job, but trust me, ‘dress for success' always applies, even after the interview.'

'I'll show you my fine print, if you show me yours.'

"I want you to work late. Put on your overtime shoes."

"In this office we work hard and we play hard, Timpkins"

'Sales has challenged us to a snowball fight.'

'He's having a bad feather day.'

I see from this you were very good at organising office parties.

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat.'

'You dropped the ball. You're being paid to throw it.'

"Why can't you ever be serious?"

Attempting to understand the market: Merrill Lynch, Pierce, Fenner and Freud.

Attorney-at-play

'You're probably just trying to get our attention, son, and believe me, you've succeeded in a big,big way.'