Stylish Professional T-Shirts

'Like most fund managers, I consistently under-perform the market--but I do it with real flair.'

Men's business romper.

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Four bites a second is about as fast as anyone can chew.

'You don't want the job, do you?'

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

"Well, if you give me the job I'll be able to afford a suit, won't I?!"

The King of Salesmen says 'Why sir, I believe you need a new tie.'

Haute C. E. O., Business Couture - Lean In.

Ted picks the wrong day to wear his novelty tie.

'I know we got the job, but trust me, ‘dress for success' always applies, even after the interview.'

Medical Bling: "Help!" on a rope, Important info, O2 4U, Snazzy 3-prong

"I want you to work late. Put on your overtime shoes."

"It doesn't scream 'Girlie Lawyer'?"

Power Bowties: 'It projects a subtle, confident power, rather than the abrasive, overbearing power of the standard tie.'

"Madeleine Albright kicked butt in that suit."

'The classic pinstripe with construction boots delivers the authoritative butt-kicking power needed for Monday morning meetings.'

'No kidding? You don't wear anything underneath either?'

"I just had these linen scrubs dry-cleaned!"

'I like your style, you'll go far.'

Sweet Sue/Lawyer

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

Interview Wear: Sale.

"Without mentioning many names, certain questionable liberties have been taken with our corporate dress code."

"It's only 9:15, Atkins—how come your tie is already at a four o'clock level?"

"Higgins, in this company we wear suits and ties! You can appear in your army shirt as soon as you're the President of Ukraine!"

'I don't care how young it makes you feel. You work here, you carry a briefcase.'

"We're supposed to attend a conference on business-casual ethics."

'Woo-hoo!!' - Lemmings doing it with style.

'Why didn't you stop it?' - 'I didn't want to get my new gloves dirty.'