Sportsperson With Flair T-Shirts

Football player taking the ball home.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Improvised Dentistry.

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

"They'd sold out of #1's."

Level up your game with a MANicure.

Skier.

"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...

Harry Kewell

Jozef Golonka

Justice for a heckler.

Napoleon Wenger

The Pole Vault Washing Line

Sam Allardyce

Church Open 51 Sundays Per Year, Closed Superbowl Sunday

'Team spirit, my ass.'

Gym. It took him forever to find one with a cup holder. Beer.

Greville Starkey

'It's internal. Probably one of his stomachs...'

'Eton Football (By Dumb-Crambo Junior.)'

Sportsperson is happy with most likes

"Don't be fooled - he's no pushover."

'Stop nagging - I'm fishing as fast as I can.'

Martin O'Neill

Martin Jol

'You're probably just trying to get our attention, son, and believe me, you've succeeded in a big,big way.'

Arsene Wenger

Alastair Cook

Television Baseball

"Mr. October"

Rod Laver