Capitalist With A Flair Gifts

Attempting to understand the market: Merrill Lynch, Pierce, Fenner and Freud.

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"Why yes, there was an extra five thousand dollars in my pay check last week...er...I thought it was a raise."

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

'Does it bother you that we have all the money?'

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

First Church of the Almighty Dollar.

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

Big business is not evil

World Economics

"Sponsoring Christmas this year was an act of sheer marketing genius."

"He downgraded Apple."

"I've deregulated Arthur, but he still doesn't run very efficiently."

"I, too, hate being a greedy bastard, but we have a responsibility to our shareholders."

Fat happy businessman with a euro coin printed on his chest

'I'm in for burglarizing a store, but I got a reduced sentence because I only stole sale items.'

"More important than money?! There's only one thing more important than money and that's more money!"

Dollar

'Just be patient. Greed always makes a come back.'

"Let's talk more about your valuation policy."

"The only thing wrong with Capitalism is competition. Sign this non-compete agreement."

Shareholders Meeting - I don't like the look of this year's annual shindig.

Company take-over bid

'Of course, for me, Christmas has a deeply felt religious significance! The stock exchange is my church...!

"The most important thing isn't money - it's love. Luckily I love money!"

Big Shot - Bigger Shot

"He put the 'fun' in funding."

Felson, Donne, Peters & Free Market Forces

'I thought I'd cut out the middle men.'

"I can't say I love New York, but I can say New York loves me."

National Head Quarters - Mom & Pop Stores Incorporated

'Prof. Sigurdt has made giant strides in making genetic engineering profitable.'

Got anything for the small investor?

"Then it's unanimous - we all reject the 'culture of free.'"