Eco-conscious Stock Trader Gifts

"I only invest in alternative meat products, so I reject the terms 'Bull' and 'Bear'."

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

We're cutting the forest in half, so I'm going to need you to make the oxygen of two trees.

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"Not to mention the park view."

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

The New Normal

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

Mother nature takes her course.

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

'Go on - they're organic!'

"Make photocopies of this memo, informing staff to reduce the use of paper and distribute it to all of our staff."

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

Population train.

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

"Woo-hoo!"

Biodegradable helium balloons.

If you left the window open and the light on when I was little, the room would fill with insects...

"The mural reminds them of their natural habitat."

Climate Crisis and the Banks

BP vows to donate revenues from the blown-out oil well to wildlife rehabilitation.

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

"I've applied the Paper Reduction Act to my resume."

'That is some serious alternative energy.'