Eco-conscious Stock Trader Mugs

"I only invest in alternative meat products, so I reject the terms 'Bull' and 'Bear'."

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

The New Normal

"Not to mention the park view."

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

Mother nature takes her course.

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

'Go on - they're organic!'

"Make photocopies of this memo, informing staff to reduce the use of paper and distribute it to all of our staff."

Population train.

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

"Our target must be close enough to seem achievable, by far enough so we're not accountable."

'That is some serious alternative energy.'

Climate Crisis and the Banks

"I've applied the Paper Reduction Act to my resume."

"The mural reminds them of their natural habitat."

"Woo-hoo!"

If you left the window open and the light on when I was little, the room would fill with insects...

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

'They're misbehaving again. What do we do this time? - flood or global warming?'