Eco-conscious Investors Pillows

Climate Crisis and the Banks

Bee flying to another flower.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

REPENT! Get back to nature

Putting money back in to the world economy

"It seems even the local council are aware of your drink problem."

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

Investments: Yes, we have organic, local & cruelty-free stocks.

No one drinks from fountains anymore. Thanks to bottled water, they've been replaced. By bottled water fountains.

"And you call yourself a socially-responsible investment portfolio!"

"Scientists don't know anything. . . but we need to leave this to those more qualified. . . like scientists!"

The Economy Discovers FFF!

Make your own bottled water.

"You can take it with you down here - but no social conscience funds."

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning a SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

I keep taking him back because I'm a big believer in recycling

Tree funeral.

"In view of climate change, I'd put all my money into ice cream, mineral water and weapons!"

"I only invest in alternative meat products, so I reject the terms 'Bull' and 'Bear'."

Food Pyramid.

Voting is about to start and they're campaigning furiously down there. The DNA is discussing policy in depth. DNA has detailed plans. The carbon dioxide is complaining about the negative press coverage its getting, and the chlorophyll is pushing a green agenda. The individual atom candidates are receiving lots of attention --- their truthfulness is being questioned. Voters must have heard that "atoms make up everything"!

"Why can't you just buy some modern LED lights?"

"There. Straight from the organic veggie patch. The world's most expensive carrot."

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

Addicted to Oil

80% recycled

'I'm doing my bit got the planet by investing in biofuels. . . Mind you, the fact that they'll have to strip-mine South America for crop space may well put a few noses out of joint.'

"Hei ho, hei ho, to the lithium mines we go.,,"

Money feeds tree of property

'Look, a cloud from when the climate still worked properly'

"Your 401(k) is a low-risk investment, other than a few stocks that happen to finance the end of human civilization as we know it."