Eco-conscious Competitor Mugs

"The hybrid engine says you care. The gross tonnage says get the hell out of my way."

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Bee flying to another flower.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

The New Normal

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

REPENT! Get back to nature

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

Population train.

"It seems even the local council are aware of your drink problem."

Biofuel - a solution or...?

"Our target must be close enough to seem achievable, by far enough so we're not accountable."

If you left the window open and the light on when I was little, the room would fill with insects...

"Scientists don't know anything. . . but we need to leave this to those more qualified. . . like scientists!"

'They're misbehaving again. What do we do this time? - flood or global warming?'

"Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator."

EXXON EXTINCTION

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

"The mural reminds them of their natural habitat."

"I can remember when water was just wet."

'That is some serious alternative energy.'

"Hands up those in favour of deferring the firm's environmental policies for another few years."