Eco-conscious Employee Gifts

'Thank you for the memo on carpooling, sir, but we don't have enough for a carpool due to the layoffs.'

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Bee flying to another flower.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

We're cutting the forest in half, so I'm going to need you to make the oxygen of two trees.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

The New Normal

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

REPENT! Get back to nature

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

COP26

Mother nature takes her course.

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

Population train.

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

And when did you first begin to feel threatened and endangered?

"It seems even the local council are aware of your drink problem."

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

BP vows to donate revenues from the blown-out oil well to wildlife rehabilitation.

"The mural reminds them of their natural habitat."

"Our target must be close enough to seem achievable, by far enough so we're not accountable."

'That is some serious alternative energy.'

"I can remember when water was just wet."

'They're misbehaving again. What do we do this time? - flood or global warming?'

"Hands up those in favour of deferring the firm's environmental policies for another few years."

No one drinks from fountains anymore. Thanks to bottled water, they've been replaced. By bottled water fountains.

Biofuel - a solution or...?