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'Thank you for the memo on carpooling, sir, but we don't have enough for a carpool due to the layoffs.'

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Bee flying to another flower.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

The New Normal

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

REPENT! Get back to nature

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

Mother nature takes her course.

COP26

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

Population train.

And when did you first begin to feel threatened and endangered?

"It seems even the local council are aware of your drink problem."

"The mural reminds them of their natural habitat."

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

Biofuel - a solution or...?

'That is some serious alternative energy.'

If you left the window open and the light on when I was little, the room would fill with insects...

"Hands up those in favour of deferring the firm's environmental policies for another few years."

"Our target must be close enough to seem achievable, by far enough so we're not accountable."

"Scientists don't know anything. . . but we need to leave this to those more qualified. . . like scientists!"

"I can remember when water was just wet."