Agriculture Debater T-Shirts

'See! I told you all this old police riot gear we found in that skip would come in handy!'

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

View to the Future

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

Mayo-A-Mayo

"The problem with capitalism is the unequal sharing of wealth. The problem with socialism is the equal sharing of wealth..."

"I'm worried. We're small enough to fail, but not big enough to be bailed out!"

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

Yellow Vests

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

Woman looking at apples in a grocery store with labels that say "Apples", "Genetically modified apples" and "Mutant apples from outer space".

"I can't afford to feed you."

'It was the last straw when she threw her lumpy gravy over me!'

'I guess they forgot to call for us again Martha.'

'Look at it this way, if you didn't have to pay all that money in tax, you'd go out and spend it anyway.'

"Whatever happened to common sense?"

The Last Dinner

'Any Questions?. . . Anyone else?'

"...and the farmers - what would they do without me?...wait, don't answer that!"

Tom Cotton

"What would make it perfect, egg salad or pastrami?"

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified foods will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."

"Were you genuinely interested in where I get my protein, or was it the introductory question to a long and pointless attack on my personal dietary choices?"

"Dealing with a poorly informed public over GM crops is a nightmare...."

"That's it - no more GM research for me..."

The Elephant in the Corner.

GM Food and World Hunger