Agriculture Debater Gifts

'See! I told you all this old police riot gear we found in that skip would come in handy!'

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

View to the Future

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

Mayo-A-Mayo

"I'm worried. We're small enough to fail, but not big enough to be bailed out!"

"The problem with capitalism is the unequal sharing of wealth. The problem with socialism is the equal sharing of wealth..."

More Unequal Than Others

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

Yellow Vests

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

Woman looking at apples in a grocery store with labels that say "Apples", "Genetically modified apples" and "Mutant apples from outer space".

"I can't afford to feed you."

'It was the last straw when she threw her lumpy gravy over me!'

'I guess they forgot to call for us again Martha.'

Quick Fixes for the U.S. Economy

'Look at it this way, if you didn't have to pay all that money in tax, you'd go out and spend it anyway.'

"Whatever happened to common sense?"

The Last Dinner

Tom Cotton

"Dealing with a poorly informed public over GM crops is a nightmare...."

"...and the farmers - what would they do without me?...wait, don't answer that!"

'Any Questions?. . . Anyone else?'

James Freeman

"What would make it perfect, egg salad or pastrami?"

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified foods will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."

"Were you genuinely interested in where I get my protein, or was it the introductory question to a long and pointless attack on my personal dietary choices?"

"That's it - no more GM research for me..."

The Elephant in the Corner.

GM Food and World Hunger

Waitrose Vegan Burgers