Genetics Gurus Gifts

'The Algenist meets the Alchemist.'

Gifts for a cloned baby!

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

Family DNA

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

DNA Analysis.

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

'I know it's hard to believe. But biological speaking, they're our closest relatives.'

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

'Eureka! I found the gene that causes people to sell low and buy high!'

Jerk Gene

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

'ADN'

'I find it harder and harder to get any work done with all the ethicists hanging around.'

Taken genetic engineering too far

"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"

'Darling, we were made for each other.'

"Having completed the formation of the earth, on the seventh day the Lord rested. Then, on the eighth day, the Lord said, 'Let there be problems.' And there were problems."

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

DNA Xmas.

"Fortunately I hold the patent for the gene that's causing the ringing in your ears, and I can refer you to the doctor who holds the patent for the gene that's causing the pain in your ears."

'I might even change my views on genetics research if scientists could genetically engineer supreme court appointees!'