Comical Culinary Adventurer T-Shirts

'Diet cake: Mix flour, sugar and eggs in a bowl. Pour it into a baking tin at 200°C for 30 minutes and let it cool down. Then, feed it to the birds.'

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

What the Doctor Ordered

"You do like octopus?"

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

La Table

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

Soup of the month.

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"That's it. We’re toast."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

Bermuda Triangles

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"Rump roast?"

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"War is hell and so is this soup."

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

'Now here's a place I like!'

Hats and Food

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"