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Al's Breakfast Diner. Are those "sprinkles" on your muffin? I certainly hope so!

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

Any time is cake o'clock

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Today's special... donuts.

Try to guess the continent dining...

Pastries and Candy

Before/After

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

Bedtime Stories with Gordon Ramsay

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

'I don't do so much of the you-can't catch-me-I'm-the -gingerbread-man material these days...'

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

I made you a cake!

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

"You order the raspberry danish?"

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

The Inexperienced Cook

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

Parisian man eating pastries

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel