Pastry Adventurer Gifts

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

Any time is cake o'clock

Try to guess the continent dining...

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Today's special... donuts.

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Before/After

Pastries and Candy

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

'I don't do so much of the you-can't catch-me-I'm-the -gingerbread-man material these days...'

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

I made you a cake!

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

The Inexperienced Cook

"You order the raspberry danish?"

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

Parisian man eating pastries

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"