Chocolate Enthusiasts Pillows

'So, you didn't get to die with dignity. Who does? I choked to death on a bag of marshmallows, while sitting in a bathtub full of hot chocolate.'

"And then the price of chocolate went through the roof. The end."

PRINCIPAL, 'Jaywalking and attempted bribery of a crossing guard with a Hershey bar, sir.'

'Alice, you REALLY need to lay off eating the chocolate turtles!'

Sweets

"I see chocolate bars are on special again. . . where's the duty of care?"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Occu-Pie Mars

Any time is cake o'clock

Ice Cream Surgeon

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Too much sugar."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Chocolate Shop

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

The wife whisperer.

Cake Friday!

"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'